Stories from the old days! by Andrea Lawrence 04-08-2016
A good view. So one night at a strip show, us beautiful ladies were minding our own business and watching the Canadian Playboyz show.
Heather and Tami went for a smoke, and Cinda went to the washroom. That left me alone at the table. We were up top and right at the railing looking over the stage. This tall girl with long hair comes out of nowhere and proceeds to take one of our stools, and stands on it just to beside our table. That wasn't bad or anything in we were too busy watching the show to really care.
Then, this same chick pushes towards my table, squeezes between our table and another table of ladies and parks herself on the railing. She completely blocked the view for three out of four of us. I tapped her shoulder a couple times and she flipped me off, so then I grabbed her arm and I said, "hey none of us can see now!" Well she spun around and looked at me and said "don't f#*^%n touch me!"
Those of you who really know me know that I'm a pretty easy-going person but she was really starting to piss me off. I am a photographer, and was trying to take photos of the male dancers! She decided to sit on Heather's stool, and got right in front of my camera twice. I grabbed her arm and gave it a nice little squeeze. Again, I said, "you're going to have to move we can't see and that's my friends seat." Again she told me off and pushed away from me and stood up. Heather was approaching the table so I told her not to be nice to her and tell her to move.
She didn't move and was chatting up Heather. Tami came back and I told her this chick has an attitude problem. Shortly after, Cinda came back. *Cinda is my hero- always saved my butt! I looked at Cinda and gave her the 'look' and nod with my head tilting to our new friend. She was right between Heather's chair, and Cinda's chair, blocking Heather's view as well as Tami's and mine. I could see Cinda 's wheels turning... Then... I hear, "This is my woman, are you hitting on my woman?" And Cinda puts her arm around Heather's shoulders and gives her a lil kiss.
I poked Heather and said, "just roll with it!" I didn't know what else to say because Cinda and Heather had only met an hour before that! Heather managed to keep a straight face. The chick was getting a little uncomfortable. Cinda kept asking her if she was making moves on Heather. The chick was ignorant and told all of us, "I paid good money to see this show and nothing is going to make me miss it!" I replied, "We paid good money too, and we were already sitting here when you barged in front of our table!" Just then, Cinda leaned over to her and asked if she wanted to hang out later and maybe go back to her place for a little 'fun'. Finally, feeling cornered, she pushed past us, swore at me, and flailed her arms in a fit and left our table. I was happy to have good friends around me who know the right ways to get rid of some ignorant people!
